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'); document.write(''); document.write('MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('REHOBOTH, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts woman is seeking donations from fellow pet lovers to help pay for eye surgery for her turkey named Jerry. Lyndsey Medeiros and her husband adopted three-year-old Jerry and another turkey from a Rhode Island farm last week. But Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can\'t eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — You\'ll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he\'ll unveil what he is calling the nation\'s first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O\'Casey\'s Tavern in Midtown Manhattan said that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked. The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('WARWICK, R.I. (AP) — Police say a 17-year-old Warwick boy who skipped school to rob a bank has been arrested after leaving fingerprints on the threatening note he passed to the teller. Warwick police Capt. Sean Collins said the boy handed a note riddled with misspellings to a teller Thursday, demanding money or \"everyone will be shot.\"
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CARROLLTON, Ill. (AP) — A cat went from meow to ow when officials say it accidentally made contact with a substation\'s fuse, causing an outage to about 1,500 homes and businesses in southwestern Illinois. The feline apparently survived the encounter early Monday in the Greene County city of Carrollton.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — A riding lawn mower may have four wheels, a powerful engine and can cost as much as a used car. If it\'s stolen, however, the Georgia Supreme Court concluded Monday that it\'s not a motor vehicle.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — Nude, yes. Lewd, no.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('LONDON (AP) — Britain\'s authority on etiquette says it\'s more hygienic to exchange kisses on the cheek than to shake hands — so the swine flu pandemic should not make people afraid of kissing under the mistletoe this holiday season.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('STREETSBORO, Ohio (AP) — Police say a bank robbery suspect in Ohio may have eaten evidence when he gobbled a piece of paper while handcuffed and lying across the hood of a police cruiser.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('LOS ANGELES (AP) — Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.
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