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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CALABASAS, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say there were at least five attacks on red-haired students at a Southern California middle school after a Facebook group announced \"Kick a Ginger Day.\" However, nobody was seriously hurt and no arrests were made.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('GIBSON, La. (AP) — A real estate agent showing a house got to the basement and found about 100 human bones in a corner.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (AP) — Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday shoppers who swept up its dung Christmas ornaments last year.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — Nude, yes. Lewd, no.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('REHOBOTH, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts woman is seeking donations from fellow pet lovers to help pay for eye surgery for her turkey named Jerry. Lyndsey Medeiros and her husband adopted three-year-old Jerry and another turkey from a Rhode Island farm last week. But Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can\'t eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('WARWICK, R.I. (AP) — Police say a 17-year-old Warwick boy who skipped school to rob a bank has been arrested after leaving fingerprints on the threatening note he passed to the teller. Warwick police Capt. Sean Collins said the boy handed a note riddled with misspellings to a teller Thursday, demanding money or \"everyone will be shot.\"
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CARROLLTON, Ill. (AP) — A cat went from meow to ow when officials say it accidentally made contact with a substation\'s fuse, causing an outage to about 1,500 homes and businesses in southwestern Illinois. The feline apparently survived the encounter early Monday in the Greene County city of Carrollton.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — You\'ll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he\'ll unveil what he is calling the nation\'s first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O\'Casey\'s Tavern in Midtown Manhattan said that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked. The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — A riding lawn mower may have four wheels, a powerful engine and can cost as much as a used car. If it\'s stolen, however, the Georgia Supreme Court concluded Monday that it\'s not a motor vehicle.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('LONDON (AP) — Britain\'s authority on etiquette says it\'s more hygienic to exchange kisses on the cheek than to shake hands — so the swine flu pandemic should not make people afraid of kissing under the mistletoe this holiday season.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('STREETSBORO, Ohio (AP) — Police say a bank robbery suspect in Ohio may have eaten evidence when he gobbled a piece of paper while handcuffed and lying across the hood of a police cruiser.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The Alabama Supreme Court says a woman who thought she had hit a jackpot worth almost $42 million at the Victoryland electronic bingo center will end up empty handed. The court ruled Friday that an electronic bingo machine that showed Sherry Knowles had won $41.8 million obviously malfunctioned and that she was actually due no more than $2 from the operation in Macon County.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Wichita police arrested a pregnant woman after she allegedly robbed homes after asking residents for help. Police said the woman, who is eight months pregnant, had been telling people in west Wichita that her car broke down and she needed to call someone for a ride.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported the North Carolina Medical Board will decide if Dr. Earl Sunderhaus of Asheville overstepped the bounds of professional decency.
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