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'); document.write(''); document.write('FRIERSON, La. (AP) — Flushed evidence doesn\'t go far if your toilet\'s on a septic system. DeSoto Parish sheriff\'s Lt. Toni Joe Morris said Tuesday that deputies brought in a backhoe when drug agents raided a home and business and met the owner coming out of a bathroom.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('OGDEN, Utah (AP) — A man whose car became stuck on a set of railroad tracks bailed out before a commuter train plowed into it. Danny Ray Olsen, 62, said he took a wrong turn in Ogden and got his 1998 Nissan Sentra high-centered between two sets of rails Monday evening. He said he saw lights approaching in his rearview mirror and decided to get out.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CALABASAS, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say there were at least five attacks on red-haired students at a Southern California middle school after a Facebook group announced \"Kick a Ginger Day.\" However, nobody was seriously hurt and no arrests were made.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('GIBSON, La. (AP) — A real estate agent showing a house got to the basement and found about 100 human bones in a corner.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('BLOOMINGTON, Ill. (AP) — Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday shoppers who swept up its dung Christmas ornaments last year.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — Nude, yes. Lewd, no.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('REHOBOTH, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts woman is seeking donations from fellow pet lovers to help pay for eye surgery for her turkey named Jerry. Lyndsey Medeiros and her husband adopted three-year-old Jerry and another turkey from a Rhode Island farm last week. But Jerry has cataracts, and the eye problems mean he can\'t eat independently or join his female companion, Penelope, in flying.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('WARWICK, R.I. (AP) — Police say a 17-year-old Warwick boy who skipped school to rob a bank has been arrested after leaving fingerprints on the threatening note he passed to the teller. Warwick police Capt. Sean Collins said the boy handed a note riddled with misspellings to a teller Thursday, demanding money or \"everyone will be shot.\"
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'); document.write(''); document.write('CARROLLTON, Ill. (AP) — A cat went from meow to ow when officials say it accidentally made contact with a substation\'s fuse, causing an outage to about 1,500 homes and businesses in southwestern Illinois. The feline apparently survived the encounter early Monday in the Greene County city of Carrollton.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('NEW YORK (AP) — You\'ll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he\'ll unveil what he is calling the nation\'s first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O\'Casey\'s Tavern in Midtown Manhattan said that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked. The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('ATLANTA (AP) — A riding lawn mower may have four wheels, a powerful engine and can cost as much as a used car. If it\'s stolen, however, the Georgia Supreme Court concluded Monday that it\'s not a motor vehicle.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('LONDON (AP) — Britain\'s authority on etiquette says it\'s more hygienic to exchange kisses on the cheek than to shake hands — so the swine flu pandemic should not make people afraid of kissing under the mistletoe this holiday season.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('STREETSBORO, Ohio (AP) — Police say a bank robbery suspect in Ohio may have eaten evidence when he gobbled a piece of paper while handcuffed and lying across the hood of a police cruiser.
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'); document.write(''); document.write('MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The Alabama Supreme Court says a woman who thought she had hit a jackpot worth almost $42 million at the Victoryland electronic bingo center will end up empty handed. The court ruled Friday that an electronic bingo machine that showed Sherry Knowles had won $41.8 million obviously malfunctioned and that she was actually due no more than $2 from the operation in Macon County.
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